Let's talk beer

[MTK]

Here's my alcohol chart and the effects:

Beer: I can drink beer all night and not get too trashed, I have a great, happy drunk with beer.

Whiskey: instant a-hole, I'm my own worst enemy on this stuff. If I do drink it I have to really watch myself and switch off to beer after a few. If all I drink is whiskey for the night, I'm in trouble and so is anyone around me.

Vodka: I get absolutely trashed on vodka. I have no control, by the end of the night I'm drinking straight vodka with just a splash of mixer. Big fan of this stuff.

Gin: pretty mellow drunk, I don't get too drunk or out of control, just right.

Wine: I'm starting to become more of a wine fan lately. I love the buzz, it reminds me more of being stoned than drunk.

Tequila: Kinda like wine, I almost feel more stoned than buzzed.