Drunk Tales

[724Skinsfan]

I remember being so drunk once that when I went to the bathroom to puke I forgot to bend over or kneel. I just stood over the toilet and puked standing up. I sprayed vomit all over the toilet's exterior and behind, on the toilet paper roll and side of the sink cabinet. I guess at the time I didn't think it was too bad because I remember wiping some of it up. My friend woke me the next morning and said that it looked like someone exploded in his bathroom. I take a look and it was like some horror movie scene. HAHA or better yet "The Worst Bathroom In England" from Trainspotting.