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[Hail2theskins]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Make sure she calls you "Malcolm".

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,


which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

[Daryl Elite]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Homophobic much?

I really want him to stop "fine tuning his stroke"

Please make it stop.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by Daryl Elite

I really want him to stop "fine tuning his stroke"

Please make it stop.

you know he is getting up there in age and if you dont have your stroke just right, bad things can happen.either that or nothing happens at all.

[BDBohnzie]

Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,


which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

ahhh yes, the old walk of shame. freshman year, a guy down the hall used to turn on the death march if he saw some chick leaving the dorm to go across the quad back to her own.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,


which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

I love sluts too. I just can't touch.

Yeah, when I dig out my fiancee, she's always wanting to stay over and I'm like GODDAMN BITCH, go make me a sandwich and get me a beer, and clean the kitchen while you're at it.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Daryl Elite

I really want him to stop "fine tuning his stroke"

Please make it stop.

True. That's something you do in the comfort of your own bathroom with a magazine.

[12thMan]

damn, how'd let this conversation slip by me??

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Yup, usually you're all over it Keith.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by murphy196

Honestly, if he was trying to mack on someone out there, it sure as hell wasn't the chick. That dude is gayer than gay it self! I love the Skins, but if he's not gay there is no such thing. Watch his mannerisms.

No, that was Jeff Garcia you were watching.

[Hail2theskins]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I love sluts too. I just can't touch.

Yeah, when I dig out my fiancee, she's always wanting to stay over and I'm like GODDAMN BITCH, go make me a sandwich and get me a beer, and clean the kitchen while you're at it.

hahahahaha brilliant

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Too bad we bought the house together.

It's OK, she can just live in the french maid outfit I bought for her.

[Hail2theskins]

NEW HOUSE RULE: if you want to spend the night after the unspoken agreement of one night stand, you must clean the house the next morning, wearing the french maid outfit provided for you, if you do not fit in the outfit i provide, then you should try and leave before i wake up and never return

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Also, if you do not fit into the outfit you provide, you as the homeowner must realize to not drink so much your beer goggles are that thick.

[Hail2theskins]

i mean, fat girls need lovin too, it just costs them money... or in this case, picking up my bar tab

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Fat chicks need love too.

They just gotta' pay. Giggity.