Getting in trouble for hating on the Eagles

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Things to tell my 3 year-old son to ensure he is a Skins fan:

1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once and that's what killed the dog.

2. If you root for the Eagles, Santa won't visit b/c the Eagles fans beat up Santa.

3. Giants' fans took all the tooth fairy's money.

4. The potty monster is a Skins fan and if you don't root for the Skins he will bite your butt when you poop.

5. If you root for the Skins, you can breast feed till your 10.

6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back.

7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

I love #6!

[BrudLee]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

JoeRedskin, your sir are a freaking genius.

®®©©™™

[TheMalcolmConnection]

HAHA! I was wondering when that was coming.

[gibbsisgod]

notice i said "freaking" not "friggin" so its okay

[jamf]

Originally Posted by jbcjr14

And the Giants ownership killed the easter bunny.

and buried him with Hoffa

[DrFaust]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

...see, that's what happened to mommy.

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back.