Celebrities you've met?

[Stacks42]

Ive met a bunch of famous people but by far this is the funniest story. I went to JMU and my neighbor used to cut hair, all the brothers from the team used to hang out there, we would kick and drink out front while Delvin Joyce the kick returner for the Giants (actually Im not even sure if he still returns kicks for them) would cut hair. I mentioned in passing that I had this sick porn that had these two chicks with a pitbull (it was really disturbing). So I run back to the house and grab it and throw it in. Needless to say I left shortly there after, and left the tape with Delvin. I see delvin a couple of weeks later and he tells me hes really into the tape and asks if I can get more. I told him "to tell you the truth I got it in china town in ny, I was wasted when I bought it and probably couldnt find the place again". He offered to buy it, I said keep it I really dont want it. Then everyday when I was hanging out out front or walking by I would hear that damn movie on his T.V. we used to call him Doggy Porn. Even some of the girls on our block used to call him that.

Also when I was a kid my dad painted Joe Theismans house and stole his burgandy toilet seat, my father hung it on the wall of the bathroom with pride.