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[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I used to think of myself as a liberal, but I hate all of these causes. I guess I'm just a realist and a pragmatist now.
I bet if you ask 1,000,000 Americans what the first thing that comes to mind when you say "Redskins" would have something to do with the football team.

You were probably never a liberal though...just young. If you have a real job and resemble a real man even remotely (like cars, sports, wood, meat, etc.)...you're safe from the insane asylum called liberalism.

This chick probably eats only leaves, drives a hatchback to save the trees and to keep Big Oil from disturbing the caribou sex, uses soap very CONSERVATIVELY, and has two mommies. She's probably hiding a lot if she buys into the "Native Americans Aren't Redskins Fans" crap.

I actually did a research paper on this in like 9th grade. It was amazing to really see how bogus the argument is.