Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom?

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-28-2006, 10:21 AM

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately - Deadspin

What a TOOL.

MTK · 11-28-2006, 10:36 AM

I honestly don't want to waste a few seconds of my life clicking on this link.

What's the loser up to now?

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-28-2006, 10:37 AM

Being a substitute teacher!

And getting fired for hitting on the students!

Southpaw · 11-28-2006, 10:40 AM

He did suck, but he still made first round money for a few seasons. I find it hard to believe he needed the money. I'm not surprised he was trying to score digits for high school chicks though.

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-28-2006, 10:46 AM

Yeah, I don't think it was for the money at all.

gibbsisgod · 11-28-2006, 10:47 AM

It does not surprise me a bit to see that FM was hitting on HS chicks. He is one ugly mofo, that is probably all he can get without paying for it.

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-28-2006, 10:49 AM

He probably has those mitts on his hands and when the girls ask them what they're for, he smacks them on the ass.

Can you imagine walking into your classroom and a washed-up NFL player being there?

gibbsisgod · 11-28-2006, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Can you imagine walking into your classroom and a washed-up NFL player being there?

Fulton Walker was my sub for 9th grade health class once.Without knowing he was going to be there I still knew who he was as soon as I walked in the room. A few years later he was arrested for slinging dope out of his basement(crack I think). I think he now lives in Shepardstown(SP?) WV.

gibbsisgod · 11-28-2006, 10:59 AM

He did have his SB runner up ring with him and he passed it around. That thing was HUGE. He also reaked of liquor. He must have stayed up all night drinking and smoking crack and then came to school without ever sleeping.

hooskins · 11-28-2006, 11:37 AM

What's wrong with high school chicks......l

jamf · 11-28-2006, 11:40 AM

Nothing if its still legal for you to bang them.

BigSKINBauer · 11-28-2006, 11:45 AM

i was going to say, i can't blame him.

mooby · 11-28-2006, 05:30 PM

lol i'll have to agree with the bsb and hooskins here. But anyways, it's always nice to hear what FM is up to.

GhettoDogAllStars · 11-28-2006, 05:46 PM

At least he's putting his college education to use.

Redskins_P · 11-28-2006, 05:54 PM

Freddy Mitchell is a bum....

11-28-2006, 10:21 AM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately - Deadspin What a TOOL. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-28-2006, 10:36 AM	#2
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,518	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? I honestly don't want to waste a few seconds of my life clicking on this link. What's the loser up to now? __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

11-28-2006, 10:37 AM	#3
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? Being a substitute teacher! And getting fired for hitting on the students! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-28-2006, 10:40 AM	#4
Southpaw The Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: So. MD Age: 46 Posts: 1,319	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? He did suck, but he still made first round money for a few seasons. I find it hard to believe he needed the money. I'm not surprised he was trying to score digits for high school chicks though.

11-28-2006, 10:46 AM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? Yeah, I don't think it was for the money at all. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-28-2006, 10:47 AM	#6
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? It does not surprise me a bit to see that FM was hitting on HS chicks. He is one ugly mofo, that is probably all he can get without paying for it.

11-28-2006, 10:49 AM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? He probably has those mitts on his hands and when the girls ask them what they're for, he smacks them on the ass. Can you imagine walking into your classroom and a washed-up NFL player being there? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-28-2006, 10:59 AM	#9
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? He did have his SB runner up ring with him and he passed it around. That thing was HUGE. He also reaked of liquor. He must have stayed up all night drinking and smoking crack and then came to school without ever sleeping.

11-28-2006, 11:37 AM	#10
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? What's wrong with high school chicks......l __________________ Vacancy

11-28-2006, 11:40 AM	#11
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,319	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? Nothing if its still legal for you to bang them.

11-28-2006, 11:45 AM	#12
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? i was going to say, i can't blame him.

11-28-2006, 05:30 PM	#13
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,468	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? lol i'll have to agree with the bsb and hooskins here. But anyways, it's always nice to hear what FM is up to.

11-28-2006, 05:46 PM	#14
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 42 Posts: 2,762	Re: Mr. Mitchell, Can I go to the bathroom? At least he's putting his college education to use. __________________ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

11-28-2006, 05:54 PM	#15
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