Slogan to help me win $$$!

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-03-2007, 04:50 PM

MalcolmANDJemima: ok i need your help to win me $25 in university merchandise
MalcolmANDJemima: computing is implementing a "network access control" which basically forces the studnets to have all their updates, virus protection etc before their computer will work on our network

These are the details of my conversation with TAFKAS, so I'm opening it up to everyone else to help me. There's this bad ass Underarmour workout gear I want at the bookstore. Even though I can't share the prize, I promise to put up pics of me hot and sweaty in it. Oooh baby.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-03-2007, 04:51 PM

I need to come up with a name for it.

724Skinsfan · 01-03-2007, 05:03 PM

$25? How about 100 of us donate a quarter to you? I think that would take less energy and time.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-03-2007, 05:13 PM

HAHAHAHA. So I should suggest Goodwill?

Redskin · 01-04-2007, 12:45 AM

Cure AIDS! hmm no doesent work
Dont be a of fool update your virus tool! better

BDBohnzie · 01-04-2007, 09:16 AM

Network Access Control: Kills Bugs Dead
Network Access Control: All You Need is a Network and a Dream
Network Access Control: Go On, Get Your Network On
Network Access Control: Kids Will Do Anything For Network.
Network Access Control: Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Network?

Ok, seriously though.
Network Access Control: So you can view Porn Safely.
or
NAC - We Have a knack for protection.

724Skinsfan · 01-04-2007, 09:37 AM

A PC is a terrible thing to waste. Update today.

Need a little X-tra cash? You will if you don't update your virus protection.

DO NOT CLICK THIS BUTTON!. {put the update virus button behind this warning tag on your website. Guaranteed every colllege kid will select it}

I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool. {show a picture of the dean with a mohawk}

Updating your virus protection , so easy a VMI cadet could do it.

Update now and win a chance for a date with ArtMonkDrillz.

ArtMonkDrillz · 01-04-2007, 10:03 AM

I was going to make some suggestions until I realized I could never top this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan;266880[I

I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool. [/I]{show a picture of the dean with a mohawk}

Quote:

Update now and win a chance for a date with ArtMonkDrillz.

PS - F'ugly chicks and dudes need not apply

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-04-2007, 10:42 AM

HAHA. These are all great. I'll submit the "I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool."

That's awesome.

01-03-2007, 04:50 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Slogan to help me win $$$! MalcolmANDJemima: ok i need your help to win me $25 in university merchandise MalcolmANDJemima: computing is implementing a "network access control" which basically forces the studnets to have all their updates, virus protection etc before their computer will work on our network These are the details of my conversation with TAFKAS, so I'm opening it up to everyone else to help me. There's this bad ass Underarmour workout gear I want at the bookstore. Even though I can't share the prize, I promise to put up pics of me hot and sweaty in it. Oooh baby. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-03-2007, 04:51 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! I need to come up with a name for it. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-03-2007, 05:03 PM	#3
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! $25? How about 100 of us donate a quarter to you? I think that would take less energy and time. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

01-03-2007, 05:13 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! HAHAHAHA. So I should suggest Goodwill? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-04-2007, 12:45 AM	#5
Redskin Impact Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: University of South Carolina Age: 36 Posts: 577	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! Cure AIDS! hmm no doesent work Dont be a of fool update your virus tool! better __________________ University Of South Carolina '11 Go Cocks and Go Skins #21#RIP Sean Taylor a TRUE Redskin#21# <--Hey wheres my green approval rating?

01-04-2007, 09:16 AM	#6
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! Network Access Control: Kills Bugs Dead Network Access Control: All You Need is a Network and a Dream Network Access Control: Go On, Get Your Network On Network Access Control: Kids Will Do Anything For Network. Network Access Control: Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Network? Ok, seriously though. Network Access Control: So you can view Porn Safely. or NAC - We Have a knack for protection. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

01-04-2007, 09:37 AM	#7
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! A PC is a terrible thing to waste. Update today. Need a little X-tra cash? You will if you don't update your virus protection. DO NOT CLICK THIS BUTTON!. {put the update virus button behind this warning tag on your website. Guaranteed every colllege kid will select it} I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool. {show a picture of the dean with a mohawk} Updating your virus protection , so easy a VMI cadet could do it. Update now and win a chance for a date with ArtMonkDrillz. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

01-04-2007, 10:42 AM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Slogan to help me win $$$! HAHA. These are all great. I'll submit the "I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool." That's awesome. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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