Who gets the first carry of 2007?

[mooby]

Well, I think this will happen. The Redskins will bring 2 balls on to the field. CP and LB will both be in the backfield. Jason Campbell will hand the ball off to Betts, and Betts will run crazy to the right side dragging the entire defense with him. Then Portis will take the real ball, which he has been hiding behind his back the whole time, and take off down the left side for a touchdown. It's ingenius I tell ya, and the only thing stopping us is that the NFL won't let us have two balls on the field on the same play. So that's where Dan Snyder and his fat wallet comes in.