Wii + Madden:

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by angryssg

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this. You're a Siamese Twin. Your brother attatched at your shoulder is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass

I would drug him and then place an Iron Chastity belt on us and then swallow the key and shit it out into the chastity belt. I'd much rather have a chaffed rotten smelly ass than have it penetrated!

Uhhh, yeah.

You do need locked up without a key.