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05-19-2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: Group Coerced Censorship
If you can believe in being able to drive beautiful cars in the sky why not take the leap of faith and believe in 70 beautiful virgins? Better yet, deflatable and potable 70 virgins that can fit into the trunk of a car. I'm thinking, you can say "I'm Horny" and they all inflate, come to life, and proceed to please a man in ways we can't possibly imagine. When they are done servicing you they deflate and go back to the trunk of the car and you drive into the sunset.
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05-19-2007, 12:55 PM
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05-19-2007, 08:02 PM
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I just thought if heave provides perks, 70 virgins would be an in demand perk and probably doable by the almighty god. Them being inflatable is just a bonus.
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05-19-2007, 10:10 PM
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05-19-2007, 11:55 PM
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