F... the creepy people at work

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

We used to have this strange cat in my office, he just looked very odd. He kinda had a Bill Parcells type of body, big butt, big gut, kinda pear shaped.

The biggest thing was he spent waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on the shitter. I swear he was in there 5-6 times per day making all sorts of horrible noises, grunts, groans, talking to himself, etc.

There was a rumor that he came to work one day with shit on his pants and people around him complained that he stunk. How the crap got there nobody knows, and I don't think anyone wanted to know.

I'm assuming he was old. What is it about old people that causes them to drop numerous deuces throughout the day. Not only that, they seem to have NO problem going with anyone in the bathroom. If it's me, I HAVE to have privacy. I guess it's a generational thing. I walk in and hear our technician grunting like he's giving birth.

Then you can't use the bathroom for a MINIMUM of two hours.