What's a "win" for this first preseason game?

[MonkManiac]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

Honestly, there's only two things that I think need to happen. Come out of this game with no starters injured and secondly, have our first team units dominate their first team units. Once you get into the 2nd and 3rd teams, it's more about individual players and less about the cohesion of the unit.

I like your phrasing here; "only two things" includes dominance by our first team unit. Maybe if we make it sound like a minor thing, God will be tricked into letting us have it...