F...I mean, F...being on hold!

[gibbsisgod]

Lately I have been getting put on hold from people who call me. Its usually a Politcal campaign thing or some policemans charity but the call usually goes like this

Me: Hello?

Machine: Your call has been placed on hold. Please be patient.

What!!!!!???!! Its not my fucking call you motherf@$#%s.

It only keeps me on hold for a couple of seconds but this really pisses me off. I usually wait until a real person comes on and totally berate them.
And of course they always mispronouce my name. That always gets them a big F U!