Request

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I'm sick of all this "moving my mouse and clicking on things" nonsense. Is there a way to make it so I can just think about a page/thread/post and it will appear on my screen?

Also, typing makes me sleepy, can I get some sort of trained animal or cyborg to type for me?

And lastly, the bathroom is too far away, are Depends socially acceptable for someone under the age of 70?

HAHAHA!!!

Haven't laughed so hard in weeks. That was great!