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11-16-2007, 01:31 PM
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Ten Things I tell my four year old.
This is a bit of a retread since I did something similar a few years ago, but in the spirit of the week, I hope you won’t mind some repetition. Also, not sure if it's locker room material or parking lot, or if should be in an pre-existing thread. Feel free to move it mods.
Ten Things I tell my four year old so he will root against Dallas: 1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once, that’s what killed the dog. 2. If you root for Dallas, your thingy will fall off 3. Santa is a Redskin fan, if you root for Dallas he won’t bring you anything at Christmas. 4. The adoption agency said you would be a Redskin fan, if you root for Dallas, we will have to give you back. 5. If you root for Dallas, the Monster under your bed will eat you. 6. If you root for Dallas, the toilet monster will bite you on the butt when you poop. 7. Your older brother was a Dallas fan. Yes, I know you don’t have an older brother - ANYMORE 8. People who root for Dallas don’t get to eat cookies, candy or ice cream. 9. If you root for Dallas, no one will like you. 10. If you root for Dallas, thieves will sneak in and steal all your toys.
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11-16-2007, 01:34 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Man you better delet that thread before child services see it.
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11-16-2007, 01:40 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
That's fricking awesome man
Priceless
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11-16-2007, 02:24 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
way to good I need my kids to be younger
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11-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
.........sniff, sniff,
I, salute you.....brother Joe!
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11-16-2007, 04:08 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Hes 4? You waited too long
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11-16-2007, 04:15 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
I'm glad good parenting is still around. There are times I have my doubts but not with you.
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11-16-2007, 04:33 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Job Well Done! Keep Up The Good Work........I Did The The Same Thing When My Youngens Were Young.
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11-16-2007, 05:39 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Joe Redskin, you must be a proud papa. I can't remember exactly what I did to make my boys Redskin fans, growing up in St Louis, but now that they are twenty something and die hard Skins fans, I must have done something right. Way to go Joe!
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11-17-2007, 10:29 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Awesome! I have a two year old and a 5 year old. Both can sing Hail to the Redskins (both versus though my 2 year old has trouble w/ beat em swamp em touchdown) and scream Boo cowboys whenever the word is mentioned. My daughter demanded to be an Indian in the Kindergarten play because that's what a Redskin is. I love my kids!
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11-17-2007, 11:07 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
Ahahahah!
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11-18-2007, 01:20 PM
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Re: Ten Things I tell my four year old.
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