Resign The Ade Jimoh - Official Petition Thread

[Ade Jimoh Fan Club]

It is great to see this wonderful support for THE ADE. SC brings up a good point, THE ADE would have won us the Super Bowl last year (I'm paraphrasing...).

For those wondering... THE ADE was signed by the Bears last year. They felt that he was the one, and only, threat to their return man, Devin Hester - and if you can't beat 'em, then secretely pay the Redskins shares of Six Flags stock to keep him from defusing your primary weapon.

By the way, don't let Mr. SmootSmack fool you, he is scared because he knows if the Redskins get THE ADE back, Smoot will obviously be cut and then he'll have to change his user name to a lengthy acronym that will carefully describe Smoot leaving the team, throwing a party with hookers on a boat, coming back to the team and then being cut. Something like: SLTTTAPWHOABCBTTTATBC.