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Old 04-23-2008, 07:20 PM   #1
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Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Oddly Enough | Africa - Reuters.com

Wow, not sure what to make of this one
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:02 PM   #2
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Re: Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

I'm a victim
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:07 PM   #3
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Re: Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

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Old 04-23-2008, 08:12 PM   #4
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Giving a whole new meaning to the term "well hung"
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:14 PM   #5
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Wow. Is this for real? I seriously just laughed so hard I may have peed a little, if the black magic hadn't already gotten to my penis. lol
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Old 04-24-2008, 10:29 PM   #6
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Dude, that is sooo Congo.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:29 PM   #7
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Oh mumshevah, oh mumshevah, oh mumshevah!

Indy, cover your penis!

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