What qualifies as a "sport", and what disqualifies a "sport"?

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Originally Posted by dmek25

this could describe getting laid. is that a sport? i think that golf, bowling, horse racing, car racing, darts, poker, and anything along the lines of bar room athletics, are not sports. probably should be considered competitive contests. because i think Matty is on to something. being physical is a big part of sports. with this in mind, golf just doesn't cut it

It depends on what you're definition of "physical" is (and I'm not referring to the getting laid question)