Warpath Confessions

[mooby]

Great story GM, that is hilarious. As for me, well I've been in my fair share of trouble. Back when I was in high school, when I was in 10th grade, well me and my friends, weren't exactly choir boys to say the least. One saturday morning we were really bored and wanted something to do, and we saw this guy we knew from high school drive past us in a fucking sweet ass looking 84 Mustang. Well none of us had cars at the time, and we watched as he drove down the street and parked at this house about a couple blocks down the road. We hated this kid because in school he was a loudmouth, ignorant a-hole who loved the smell of his own farts, to put it like that. So we decided to go take my friend's mothers new pack of baloney and go stick it all over his car lol. In case nobody has any idea what that will do to a car, well let's just say it will ruin a paint job pretty damn well.

So we snuck up to his house and stuck about 8 slices of baloney all over his nice looking 84 Mustang, we put like 3 on the hood, 4 on each door/side of the car, and 1 on the trunk. So we went back to my friend's house and sat on the porch and just started talking, because we wanted to see how long he would be inside the house because it takes time. Well about 5 hours later we noticed he came out of the house, and he just started flipping out like some shit. We just started laughing our asses off and then we went back inside. He drove past us when he left and even though it wasn't on his car that long it messed up his car because you could see all the spots where we had put the baloney, it was like an uglier shade of blue compared to the rest of his car.

Now that I have my drivers license, and I have my own car now that I actually just got yesterday, well lets just say I feel kinda bad about it, because now that I know the actual costs that come with getting a new paint job and things of that nature, that must've really sucked for him. I know if that happened to my car I'd be extremely pissed off about it lol. I'm gonna chalk that one up to being a teenager lol.