Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-08-2008, 09:01 PM

Ok, so i'm playin a little poker on Full Tilt mmm k, guy starts calling me babe and stuff because My avatar is the big boobed chick on full tilt poker, and asks for my AIM and w/e. i tell him i'll only give out my aim if he wants to cyber, basically thinking he would get the picture that i'm in fact male and screw off.

He doesn't.

keeps asking me to go to a private table with him and for my aim so we can 'chat babe'.

at this point i'm just thinking wow what a ****ing tool idiot moron ****ing digaf. so i tell him....

bigtittychick: yeah i gota go put in a tampon brb

and go make a new AIM screen name and put my plan into action.

i tell him i'll send pics if he sends me one after. So i hit up the sarahisnifty group and snag a picture of her and send it to him. needless to say, he is happy as can be and continues his 'macking' on me thinking he's getting somewhere, then i send him one of her ass and he goes crazy.

I tell him if he wants a naked picture i'd send him one if he sent me a picture of him holding a sign saying my initials Rocks my sox!

The poker forum I mess around on is called BBV so naturally my initials were BBV.

and here is the end result.

I tell him he got 1 2 teddied and to kill himself and sign off screen name.

GG me.

Riggo44 · 07-08-2008, 09:52 PM

That’s freaking hilarious!!!

You should be one of those detectives that bust cyber petafiles. I can see a Hard Copy episode in your future.

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-08-2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44

That’s freaking hilarious!!!

You should be one of those detectives that bust cyber petafiles. I can see a Hard Copy episode in your future.

Hahah Maybe. This was more for personal amusement and for my poker forum than anything else though. lol

Schneed10 · 07-08-2008, 09:59 PM

You should have responded with this:

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-08-2008, 10:03 PM

Ya ...this probably couldve gone into the Lots Of Fail Thread lol

onlydarksets · 07-08-2008, 10:36 PM

I must be old - I read your post four times, and I'm still confused. I had to urban dictionary "1 2 teddied" and "cyber". Can I give myself negative rep points?

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-08-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlydarksets

I must be old - I read your post four times, and I'm still confused. I had to urban dictionary "1 2 teddied" and "cyber". Can I give myself negative rep points?

Hahaha....srry....just think of "1 2 teddied" as getting b-slapped across the face and cyber well, i just hope its an epic level and ur not serious.....

12thMan · 07-09-2008, 10:38 AM

Tell me this guy didn't really do this? Am I being Rick Roll'd again? That's still some funny shit!

dmek25 · 07-09-2008, 11:17 AM

its a joke. but im too old to understand it

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-09-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Tell me this guy didn't really do this? Am I being Rick Roll'd again? That's still some funny shit!

No he really did. I am a sick individual but dam, this guy takes the cake. lol

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-11-2008, 11:15 PM

for awesomeness.

djnemo65 · 07-12-2008, 01:25 AM

You just bumped two of your own threads for awesomeness? It's only a matter of time before you bump the 9/11 conspiracy, roulette can be won with Karma thread right?

JGisLordOfTheRings · 07-13-2008, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djnemo65

You just bumped two of your own threads for awesomeness? It's only a matter of time before you bump the 9/11 conspiracy, roulette can be won with Karma thread right?

Haha....I actually though of that but, no I guess it'd be best to let (all) these threads, die in peace. I just though they deserved a last look or so. =-)

djnemo65 · 07-13-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JGisLordOfTheRings

Haha....I actually though of that but, no I guess it'd be best to let (all) these threads, die in peace. I just though they deserved a last look or so. =-)

I still think the 9/11/roulette thread is the greatest thread I have ever seen.

07-08-2008, 09:01 PM	#1
JGisLordOfTheRings Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 38 Posts: 2,583	Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned Ok, so i'm playin a little poker on Full Tilt mmm k, guy starts calling me babe and stuff because My avatar is the big boobed chick on full tilt poker, and asks for my AIM and w/e. i tell him i'll only give out my aim if he wants to cyber, basically thinking he would get the picture that i'm in fact male and screw off. He doesn't. keeps asking me to go to a private table with him and for my aim so we can 'chat babe'. at this point i'm just thinking wow what a **ing tool idiot moron ing digaf. so i tell him.... bigtittychick: yeah i gota go put in a tampon brb and go make a new AIM screen name and put my plan into action. i tell him i'll send pics if he sends me one after. So i hit up the sarahisnifty group and snag a picture of her and send it to him. needless to say, he is happy as can be and continues his 'macking' on me thinking he's getting somewhere, then i send him one of her ass and he goes crazy. I tell him if he wants a naked picture i'd send him one if he sent me a picture of him holding a sign saying my initials Rocks my sox! The poker forum I mess around on is called BBV so naturally my initials were BBV. and here is the end result. I tell him he got 1 2 teddied and to kill himself and sign off screen name. GG me. __________________ The redskins pocket is like my love life.....nonexistent and disappointing. -OnceWeWereKings**

07-08-2008, 09:52 PM	#2
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned That’s freaking hilarious!!! You should be one of those detectives that bust cyber petafiles. I can see a Hard Copy episode in your future. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

07-08-2008, 09:59 PM	#4
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned You should have responded with this: __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

07-08-2008, 10:03 PM	#5
JGisLordOfTheRings Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 38 Posts: 2,583	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned Ya ...this probably couldve gone into the Lots Of Fail Thread lol __________________ The redskins pocket is like my love life.....nonexistent and disappointing. -OnceWeWereKings

07-08-2008, 10:36 PM	#6
onlydarksets Playmaker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: all up in your business Posts: 2,693	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned I must be old - I read your post four times, and I'm still confused. I had to urban dictionary "1 2 teddied" and "cyber". Can I give myself negative rep points? __________________ Stop reading my signature.

07-09-2008, 10:38 AM	#8
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned Tell me this guy didn't really do this? Am I being Rick Roll'd again? That's still some funny shit!

07-09-2008, 11:17 AM	#9
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned its a joke. but im too old to understand it __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

07-11-2008, 11:15 PM	#11
JGisLordOfTheRings Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 38 Posts: 2,583	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned for awesomeness. __________________ The redskins pocket is like my love life.....nonexistent and disappointing. -OnceWeWereKings

07-12-2008, 01:25 AM	#12
djnemo65 Playmaker Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,836	Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned You just bumped two of your own threads for awesomeness? It's only a matter of time before you bump the 9/11 conspiracy, roulette can be won with Karma thread right? Last edited by djnemo65; 07-12-2008 at 02:43 AM.

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