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Old 07-18-2008, 05:00 PM   #1
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NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

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POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. (AP) - An upstate New York man says he's still upbeat despite losing the same leg twice. Scott Listemann told the Poughkeepsie Journal that he laughs about losing his foot and lower leg "both the first time and the second time."
He says he's sure "it will show up eventually."
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:24 PM   #2
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

Just imagine if that came crashing through your roof. lol
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:43 PM   #3
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I guess he decided he had to kick his fear of heights.
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

He definitely put his best foot forward.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:04 PM   #5
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

I guess he took the “break a leg” expression a little to literally!
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:49 PM   #6
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

Guess his hokey pokey days have been temporarily stalled. <har de har har>
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:39 PM   #7
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Can't blame the guy for trying to get a leg up on life.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:40 PM   #8
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You gotta be pulling my leg with this stuff.
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

I suppose Ruban Studdard might say he's flying without legs.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:30 PM   #10
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

If he were a Tolkien character he'd be called Leg-o-loss.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:43 PM   #11
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

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If he were a Tolkien character he'd be called Leg-o-loss.
If he were a Warpath character, he'd be called SBF.

Too far?
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Re: NY man loses prosthetic leg while skydiving

Yikes!

You're at least toeing the line. Might want to step back. No sense making anyone hopping mad.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:14 AM   #13
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If he were a Warpath character, he'd be called SBF.

Too far?
that's cold.
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If he were a Warpath character, he'd be called SBF.

Too far?
LSHIJPIMP

(I just made that up, it means "Laughing so hard I just pooped in my pants.")
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LSHIJPIMP

(I just made that up, it means "Laughing so hard I just pooped in my pants.")
You too? I applaud Schneed for that and kick myself for not thinking of it. I say bravo to you sir.
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