Warpath Confessions

Schneed10 · 06-06-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

LOL

This, is, serious
We could make you delirious
You should have a healthy fear of us
Cause too much of us is dangerous
So dangerous, we so dangerous
My Flipmode Squad is dangerous
So dangerous, we so dangerous
My whole entire unit is dangerous

Hold your breath
We swingin it from right to left
With the Wyclef, **** should be hot to def.
Stayin alive, you know only the strongest survive,
Holdin my heat, under my seat, whippin the five!

SmootSmack · 06-06-2008, 11:38 AM

I confess to walking back to my dorm after a night of drunken debauchery at a house party and deciding to stop along the way to relieve myself in a nearby tree by some apartments.

As I'm doing my thing, I happen to look up and I see through a window of an apartment on the ground floor and I find myself looking eye to eye with a stunned lady wearing a nightie. A smoking hot, stunned lady.

A week later I start a new semester of classes...and guess who my new finance teacher is

MTK · 06-06-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I confess to walking back to my dorm after a night of drunken debauchery at a house party and deciding to stop along the way to relieve myself in a nearby tree by some apartments.

As I'm doing my thing, I happen to look up and I see through a window of an apartment on the ground floor and I find myself looking eye to eye with a stunned lady wearing a nightie. A smoking hot, stunned lady.

A week later I start a new semester of classes...and guess who my new finance teacher is

lol did she recognize you?

SmootSmack · 06-06-2008, 11:58 AM

Well she never said. Of course, I never unzipped my pants in class either (but maybe she wuold have recognized me then

)

In all seriousness, I doubt it. From her perspective that night she was looking out into the darkness. She probably couldn't make out my face from inside her apartment. I got a clear look at her though.

KLHJ2 · 06-06-2008, 12:08 PM

When I was 10 I placed my 3 year old brother up against a tree at the playground "William Tell style" and began launching shuriken just above his head. After several successful attempts of placing the stars just above his head I got a little too close with the last one. I immediately rushed my brother home to my parents and told them about the kid that "threw rocks at him at the park and how I had whooped his ass". Luckily I only caught a little bit of his scalp and didn't cause much damage other than a few stitches. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever done; 3 inches lower and he could have lost an eye, or even worse I could have killed him.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-06-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry

When I was 10 I placed my 3 year old brother up against a tree at the playground "William Tell style" and began launching shuriken just above his head. After several successful attempts of placing the stars just above his head I got a little too close with the last one. I immediately rushed my brother home to my parents and told them about the kid that "threw rocks at him at the park and how I had whooped his ass". Luckily I only caught a little bit of his scalp and didn't cause much damage other than a few stitches. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever done; 3 inches lower and he could have lost an eye, or even worse I could have killed him.

KLHJ2 · 06-06-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Thats just wrong man. Funny, but wrong.

MTK · 06-06-2008, 02:44 PM

I confess that I still count with my fingers sometimes. Old habits die hard. LOL

onlydarksets · 06-06-2008, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EternalEnigma21

I had a family member/friend that died when I was 16 years old. I was a pallbearer in his funeral. He had family that visited and, even though we were friends (he was 21 when he died) and I was sad, I couldn't help but play the sympathy card to get with his gorgeous cousin who was completely out of my league. It worked, but I've always felt really bad about it.

Wait - you hooked up with someone you are related to?

EternalEnigma21 · 06-07-2008, 08:18 AM

My mom married a guy much younger than her when I was 15. His brother was close to my age. It was their distant cousin. As hot as she was though she couldve been my sister lol. J/k

EternalEnigma21 · 08-14-2008, 02:58 PM

One time, when I was 28 I lied on the internet about being one of the few to actually see the bigfoot creature.

BleedBurgundy · 08-14-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EternalEnigma21

One time, when I was 28 I lied on the internet about being one of the few to actually see the bigfoot creature.

LOL. Nice. Slow work day?

EternalEnigma21 · 08-14-2008, 03:19 PM

Yup lol

hesscl34 · 08-14-2008, 03:27 PM

This thread has made me realize I've been living a very boring life...

06-06-2008, 11:38 AM	#62
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Warpath Confessions I confess to walking back to my dorm after a night of drunken debauchery at a house party and deciding to stop along the way to relieve myself in a nearby tree by some apartments. As I'm doing my thing, I happen to look up and I see through a window of an apartment on the ground floor and I find myself looking eye to eye with a stunned lady wearing a nightie. A smoking hot, stunned lady. A week later I start a new semester of classes...and guess who my new finance teacher is __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-06-2008, 11:58 AM	#64
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Warpath Confessions Well she never said. Of course, I never unzipped my pants in class either (but maybe she wuold have recognized me then ) In all seriousness, I doubt it. From her perspective that night she was looking out into the darkness. She probably couldn't make out my face from inside her apartment. I got a clear look at her though. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-06-2008, 12:08 PM	#65
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Warpath Confessions When I was 10 I placed my 3 year old brother up against a tree at the playground "William Tell style" and began launching shuriken just above his head. After several successful attempts of placing the stars just above his head I got a little too close with the last one. I immediately rushed my brother home to my parents and told them about the kid that "threw rocks at him at the park and how I had whooped his ass". Luckily I only caught a little bit of his scalp and didn't cause much damage other than a few stitches. That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever done; 3 inches lower and he could have lost an eye, or even worse I could have killed him.

06-06-2008, 02:44 PM	#68
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,569	Re: Warpath Confessions I confess that I still count with my fingers sometimes. Old habits die hard. LOL __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

06-07-2008, 08:18 AM	#70
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 44 Posts: 2,958	Re: Warpath Confessions My mom married a guy much younger than her when I was 15. His brother was close to my age. It was their distant cousin. As hot as she was though she couldve been my sister lol. J/k __________________ I am the brute squad.

08-14-2008, 02:58 PM	#71
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 44 Posts: 2,958	Re: Warpath Confessions One time, when I was 28 I lied on the internet about being one of the few to actually see the bigfoot creature. __________________ I am the brute squad.

08-14-2008, 03:19 PM	#73
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 44 Posts: 2,958	Re: Warpath Confessions Yup lol __________________ I am the brute squad.

08-14-2008, 03:27 PM	#74
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: Warpath Confessions This thread has made me realize I've been living a very boring life...

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