Philly versus Dallas

[BrudLee]

Any of you who have been to games at FedEx lately know that we get fans from both teams at our home games, and it is no contest who is worse. Philadelphia fans are, by and large, the most despicable people on the planet.

I know what you're saying to yourself. "But Brud, the terrorists!" Sorry, tough guy. Eagles fans are much worse. Besides, stop saying my name to yourself - it's creepy.

My experience with Cowboys fans has been that they are generally respectful before the game, and aren't over the line if their team wins. Of course there are exceptions, but they don't show up mailicious.

Eagles fans wreck shit. I wish there were a more eloquent way to phrase it, but they do. I've had a car window broken in the parking lot after an Eagles win - I'd hate to see them in a bad mood. The fans act like complete jackasses from the tailgate to the bitter end. More to the point, they do so with glee - proud of their behavior and the reputation they've gained.

To any Eagles fan I may have offended with this charcterization - you are rooting for the wrong team. Pick anyone else, because your fellow fans are besmirching your good name.