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09-23-2008, 12:08 AM
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Naega jeil jal naga
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
Age: 40
Posts: 14,750
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Why you should try online dating:
Reason #3223 "I joined Perfectmatch and put up several fake profiles in order to increase my chances of meeting my perfect lover. I saw one profile that really interested me and corresponded and the person interested me so much that I just had to masturbate to the response right then and there. On closer examination, I discovered that I had been turned on by one of my fake profiles and that I had turned myself on. Perfectmatch allowed me to fuck myself, and I am such a hot lover that I can't see any possible way it's less than a 5-star website. "
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