Reason Why the Cowboys will Win or Lose

[GMScud]

I'm sure PacMan is suddenly a model citizen. Please. It's called Public Relations. I mean, is it really any surprise PacMan hasn't gotten into any trouble since Jerry Jones signed him? Jerry assigned a staff of four, yes FOUR "security agents" (aka babysitters) to follow PacMan everywhere he goes. Jerry's no idiot. He's knows the dude is a scumbag, but assigning 4 large babysitters to monitor his whereabouts and behavior virtually forces him to stay out of trouble.

There's not a single doubt in my mind that when Jerry was meeting with PacMan he said, "we'll take a chance on you, but here's the list of things you have to do..." And on that list, among other things, was cut your dreads, drop the "PacMan" moniker, give a bunch of money to charity, and let 4 babysitters monitor your behavior.

Ahhh Jerry Jones and his three ring circus. I hope they implode.