Why won't Sarah Palin just go away?

[The Goat]

As an independent who can't see myself voting republican in my lifetime... I hope Palin is around for a very long time. I hope she is the presidential nominee for the next 4 election cycles. Here's the thing, when someone can't tell you a single thing they've read in the last several months, when they can't name a court decision outside Row and when they don't know what the fuck Africa is... oh yeah, that's who I want batting for the other team every time, all the time.