F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Probably a mixture of both...

Drunken debauchery during bachelor parties is fine, as long she didn't find the panties of your favorite stripper weren't found on your head when you got home.

Story time:

2 years ago my wife and I were moving the day before valentines day into a rental in Martinsburg WV. Her sister, brother, and sisters girl friend came to help us unpack. They all decided they would hit the strip club. I chaperoned against my will . They paid my way in and bought me drinks so I would protect the gals in case anything happened. Great times were had by all.

The next day my wife (who was 7 months preg. and didn't go with us) picked up the glittery sweater I wore the night before and a thong fell out of it. Turns out it was her sisters, but no one knows how it got there. I really didn't do anything wrong but it still bugs the wife.