Spagnuolo!!

[DirtyLandry]

Mr. Zorn,

Please execute your head out of your ass at a medium pace. I have seen hillbilly high school coaches call better games than you.

Swallow your pride, coach. If you're fortunate enough to keep your job with the Redskins next year, step down as play caller and find yourself a coordinator- preferably one that sits up in the booth and can see the field, doesn't run on every first and second down, and is well versed in the Gibbs-Holmgren-neo-funk-west-coast-hybrid-offense.

Oh, and challenge yourself. See if you and your new assistant can scheme up some crazy package that involves two rookies being on the field simultaneously.

Good luck,

Loyal Fan