obama is taking my $

[wolfeskins]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Self-reflection? Are you posting from a monastary? Forgive me if I'm not as enlightened as you. Answer some questions for me. I'm sure you can answer because you're spiritual.

(1) What was God thinking when he made mosquitos?

(2) If God is a woman, is she a Redhead, Blonde, or a Brunette?

(3) What would chairs look like if people's knees were on the back of their legs?

(4) How can I bend space so that I can get to Jupiter from Earth in 2.5 seconds. E-mail the answer to NASA. They want to know this one too.

(5) Is it possible to do a Jedi mind trick in real life?

(6) What kind of Barbecue sauce does Jesus prefer, Teriyaki or Honey-Mustard?

(7) Is break dancing really dancing or acrobatics?

I'll be holding my breath for the answers and doing some self-reflection.

answers

(1) these things will piss off trample the elderly
(2)god is a man
(3)peoples knees are not on the back of their legs, so who cares?
(4)you can't
(5)no
(6)neither
(7)dancing (it's called break DANCING, not break acrobatics)