What would it take to get Lechler

[Trample the Elderly]

I think that there are several factors that will nab us Lechler.

(1) Dan Snyder's deep pockets.
(2) A private ride on Dan Snyder's private jet from Oakland to Washington.
(3) We're a better record than The Raiders and will next season barring a miracle or Al Davis dropping dead.
(4) The Redskins's locker room is a hell of a lot better than Oaklands.
(5) I doubt that one of our DTs will punch him in the face.
(6) He'll be a lot cheaper than Haynesworth and worth every penny.
(7) Did I mention Dan Snyder's deep pockets and private jet?