T.O. Signs With Buffalo Bills

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Originally Posted by 53Fan

The pressure of free agency and the draft will make your mind do weird things man. Weird things.

53: it's ok to admit that you'd been knocking down a few. I do some of my best material after half a dozen tall Rum and Cokes. Cliff from "Cheer's" explaines it pretty well

Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger) explains the "buffalo theory" to his drinking buddy Norm (George Wendt):

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

That's why we come up with the best answers to Redskins' issues after a couple or 3 or 4.