If you could name a new owner for the Redskins who would it be and why?

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

If I could pick any owner, it would be Rachel Phelps from Major League. Sure, she'd strip the roster down to lovable screwballs, but they would inspire themselves by looking at a cardboard cutout of her to make it to the Super Bowl.

/goes back to huffing paint

works for me

edit: I tried to find the image of the cardboard poster, sadly, I could not find one.