PETA Warns off Vick Suitors

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Glad you guys liked the scenery [and some even liked the post]. I'm a member of and donor to the ASPCA and the Humane Society. They do lots of good, unglamorous work on behalf of animal welfare and little to none of it involves super-models or Hollywood actresses. I thank PETA for the hot girls in their ads and the Playmate centerfolds they send to Capitol Hill every year to serve un-edible tofu hot dogs, but as far as actual work on behalf of animals, PETA does almost none of it.