Sen. Ted Kennedy dead at 77

Trample the Elderly · 08-26-2009, 03:42 PM

Alright alright . . . .

A funny true Ted Kennedy Story: As told to me by my political science professor.

Ted Kennedy used to throw Halloween parties every year. One year he goes in drag. He gets in the elevator with Strom Thurmond (a notorious horn dog). Strom pinches him on the bottom. Teddy turns around and says to him in a masculine voice, "Senator, I never knew you cared". Strom almost fainted.

Strom used to have a louiseville slugger in his office. When asked what it was for, his assistants would say, "it's to beat his pecker down when they put him in the casket".

Happy now?

08-26-2009, 03:42 PM	#9
Trample the Elderly Playmaker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Three Chopt Virginia Age: 48 Posts: 2,906	Re: Sen. Ted Kennedy dead at 77 Alright alright . . . . A funny true Ted Kennedy Story: As told to me by my political science professor. Ted Kennedy used to throw Halloween parties every year. One year he goes in drag. He gets in the elevator with Strom Thurmond (a notorious horn dog). Strom pinches him on the bottom. Teddy turns around and says to him in a masculine voice, "Senator, I never knew you cared". Strom almost fainted. Strom used to have a louiseville slugger in his office. When asked what it was for, his assistants would say, "it's to beat his pecker down when they put him in the casket". Happy now? __________________ A funny thing happened on the way to the temple. The moneychangers bought the priesthood.

Sen. Ted Kennedy dead at 77

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