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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 45,256
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Re: We need to buy more jersey's!!!
Not sure these rankings matter much when it comes to performance on the field
1. Brett Favre, Vikings: I understand there's a very generous return policy for this jersey. Take it home, wear it a few days. If you don't like it, bring back. And then...if you change your mind, come back and get it again 2. Jay Cutler, Bears: #2 is a malcontent who forced a trade...wait, we could have had the #2 selling jersey! 3. Troy Polamalu, Steelers: Comes with a scrunchy 4. Michael Vick, Eagles: The price we'd have to pay to have the #4 selling jersey isn't worth it 5. Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers: His fetish is hotel/casino workers wearing nothing but high heels and his jersey...too soon? 6. Tony Romo, Cowboys: Jessica Simpson has a reversible TR jersey, turn it inside out and you guessed it 7. Mark Sanchez, Jets: No 7 is a guy who hasn't even taken an NFL snap in a regular season game....wait, we could have had the 7th best selling jersey? 8. Tom Brady, Patriots: Don't get it dirty, or Goodell will hunt you down! 9. Adrian Peterson, Vikings: He's awesome, I want his jersey 11. Terrell Owens, Bills: #11 is a guy who has basically been banished to NFL purgatory 20. Michael Crabtree, 49ers: I've participated in more training camps than Crabtree...where's my jersey?
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