F...People that take the middle urinal

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.

I gotta go with OTM on this one. It's nice that all you 20 & 30 year olds got all your parts still in factory condition and under warranty. Some of us, however, don't have that luxury.

Sh** happens my young friends. Soon enough, enough sh** will happen to you that you realize, in your heart of hearts, that you just don't give a sh** about what others think of your sh**. When this happens, you will deal with your sh** and, to those who have a problem with it, you'll say tough sh**.

Sorry guys, not gonna hang a sign out that says "Sorry fellas got no choice - missing parts" every time I get symphonic in a public toilet.