College stories

[BDBohnzie]

ahhh drinking games....

asshole was a classic...if i was lower in the ranks, i always would shuffle the cards in such a way that i would always be asshole and there was never the same president more than twice...or the lower people would just switch cards when the president was too busy hitting on the girls in the group...kings was another fun one...

my best friend and i are kings of beer pong...there were nights we got on a table and never left...and of course we'd have to do shots because we rarely drank any of the beer...we still play occasionally but my aim isn't what it used to be...

one night, we didn't have any plastic cups, and no one was going to go out to get some...but for some strange reason, had 6 sets of 2 cups/glasses that were the same...so we invented crazy pong. each side had one set and the cups had to mirror on the table...i think one was a pint glass, one juice glass, a margarita glass...just a bunch of odd glasses...and played pong. that was tough but fun, and i shot the best pong shot ever....rimmed the margarita glass, hit my buddy in the face (he wore glasses), bounced back off the table and into the margarita glass...

Drink "whatever" is great...a buddy of mine and i decided to split a 30 pack and do Drink Star Wars Trilogy...i can't remember the rules, but we finished the 30 pack about a quarter of the way through the 3rd movie...and since there was no more beer, i wandered back across campus and went to bed...and got up 12 hours later

i think all college students go to class either hung over, still drunk, or still drinking...i missed the first day of classes one semester because i killed a fifth of jack the night before...i have not had any jack since...

my last semester in college was awesome...had classes only on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8, 11, 1 (3:30 lab on Tuesdays)...so i had a 4 day weekend and a day off between classes...needless to say, i spent a majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...