To All The Critics

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This is my favorite entry

the ladies
04/12/04

well this is how it went in a short story Jen was the white girl she was the coolest we vibed off the top. Stacie was hard to feel out until she got a few drinks in her, so that was kind of frustrating because i was digging and digging to find something to talk about and get her response also she wasnt confident in herself i like a confident women. Then the last Lareese was the altimight buddy date but she thru me when she go into the car and started talking to the produce who was driving us around so that crossed her out. so i went with Jen and we still speak every now and then as far as the other two my phone malfunctioned so i have lost touch with them.

Did he mean to say she threw him? Was through with him? And what sort of produce was driving them around-tomatoes, carrots, apples?

And of course it's the old "Nah baby, see what had happened was my phone had this malfunction see" excuse