It's Redskins Haiku time!

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-22-2009, 11:40 AM

How about a Redskins limerick? I had to look up the structure: AABBA, lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively.

There once was a man in Ashburn
He made all of our stomachs churn
"These are MY Redskins!
I don't care about wins
as long as a profit I earn!"

Ok, that sucked, but it was my first attempt.

What ever happend to Jim Zorn?
He started off sharpe as a thorn
Now he can't call plays
he stares off in a daze,
'Hip, Hip, Hooray' replaced by scorn.

10-22-2009, 11:40 AM	#11
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: It's Redskins Haiku time! How about a Redskins limerick? I had to look up the structure: AABBA, lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively. There once was a man in Ashburn He made all of our stomachs churn "These are MY Redskins! I don't care about wins as long as a profit I earn!" Ok, that sucked, but it was my first attempt. What ever happend to Jim Zorn? He started off sharpe as a thorn Now he can't call plays he stares off in a daze, 'Hip, Hip, Hooray' replaced by scorn. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

It's Redskins Haiku time!

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