Drunk Thread

[over the mountain]

so anyways . . .

ive been bot 0 for 4 in the redzone lately, but whose countin (the lady is). with alot of off field distractions (moving) weve had plenty reason to point to. so tonight i knew i ws gonna get in the redzone and was determied to score (hopefully both see the big o). bot 15 mins in i realized nobody was going to score. in desperation i went for it on 4th and ahole. i was denied tho the commentators (my girl) applauded the decision given we needed a spark.

later on in the game i was again confronted with a 4th and ahole call. this time it was set up thoo through my previsous attempt and the assisatnace of astroglide clearing a hole perhaps wide enough. but alas my 2nd 4th and ahole attempt was yewt again denied due to a freak stinger injury (upon booth review it was determined i used the pre-approved astroglide and not some other smallish liquid dispenser like hand sanitizer which was a very serious concern of mine until dispositive proof provided to me). i now sit bloggin away as i await a 2n opinion on my probable placement on the ir.

go skins!!