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Old 12-05-2009, 12:54 AM   #11
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Re: Drunk Thread

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Yeah I noticed that a bottle ago. That and my lips are going numb, it's almost like drinking shine.

So, how about I called my best friend over to play some Modern Warefare 2. He told me that he had to check with the vagina in his life and he would call me back and let me know. Never called back and the initial call was at 6:30. I cannot wait until they are officially married so that he can ignore her wishes from time to time. Seriously though, I just wish he had at least called to say that he couldn't do it. I might just go on a "black op" mission tonight, steal her purse, and place his balls back in his pants.
A bottle ago!! LOL!

Seriously though, he could have at least text you. The vagina in my life doesn't really care what I do, as long as I communicate, and I'm the same way. If she wants to party all night with her girlfriends I could care less, I just want to know she's ok.

Anyway, I'm on my second stiff scotch.
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