Tan, rested, and married!

[WaldSkins]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Now let me explain the 3 stages of sex after you get married:

First year you have sex all over the house all the time.

Second to maybe fith year it turns into bed room sex and like it says you only have sex in the bed room.

Fith year on it becomes hall sex. You pass each other in the hall and she says FU and you turn around and say no FU.

Congrats and I wish you two a life full of joy.

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