Drunk Thread

[over the mountain]

lol yeah my lady went from black to purple i just havent had the heart to tell her yet but the woman is purple purple.
i also just sat on her white sunglasses she just bought and broke them bitches in 2. **** considerin i just cleaned up a bp type b eer spill. idk man this guy might be down for the couunt. im gonna stick this pen in a beer can for mr tryful then im done. wooot woot

ps found a proper skins shirt that said bleed burgundy. was real close to buyin this shirt that said "i love my kids" then realized it was a lady tee with short pit sleeves n what not. excludin my stomach scar i think that belly tee looked fire. so i got a grouch shirt instead. really reaaly want that i love my kids tee considerin i dont got none for the next year or so. how easy is the pull out plan? aint failed me in years, all them suckers msut have wanted kids.

freakn suckers. ya aint foolin nobody!

tryful im shotgunnin this last one 4 u cuz (prolly 3) then im sleepin in a sand filled bed. i havent pissed the bed in years but all these natty lights got a brother!