Suggested Redskins Television Commercials

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Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan

Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?

Actually, Joey Galloway might be nearing the age of the Medic Alert.