RIP Mitch Hedberg

NY_Skinsfan · 04-01-2005, 02:09 PM

Some of his quotes..

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice."

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

I find a duck's opinion of me depends heavily on whether or not I have bread.

04-01-2005, 02:09 PM	#7
NY_Skinsfan Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Albany, NY Age: 53 Posts: 838	Re: RIP Mitch Hedberg Some of his quotes.. I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide." My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice." Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless. I find a duck's opinion of me depends heavily on whether or not I have bread.

RIP Mitch Hedberg

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