Kutcher to Replace Sheen on 2.5 Men?

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

c) Eventual Witness protection explained away by A or B.

d) Dream...dreammmmm dream dream dream dreammmmmmm

e) Killed by Jenny McCarthy or Rose

I say (e) except it's killed by Jenny McCarthy AND Rose, who plot together because Charlie was dumping them both for a chance at Chelsea. The scene is all shot from a sequence where the camera is Charlie's eyes, so he doesn't actually have to do the scene. His only words are "I understand" - repeated several times.