Super Happy Fun Thread!

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A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time , a Prince asked a beautiful Princess , "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said , "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted bitches and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars, got blow jobs from strippers and
dated women half his age
and drank whiskey , beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and
never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.