Redskins vs Cowboys Gameday Thread

[mooby]

I'm so pumped. I hope this is our statement game, although even if we win I don't think we'll get the credit we deserve. I wanna beat the Cowboys so thoroughly and so bad after tonight nobody will remember our last Monday Night performance from last year. I wanna humiliate them so much people will take the time to refer to them as "the only shitty team in Texas" instead of just calling them Dallas or the Cowboys. I want them to cancel the fourth quarter to stop the hemorrhaging that is Dallas getting blown out. I want our backups to dominate them. I want every single play to be called as a win in our favor. I want to see Jerry Jones crying on the sidelines after the game, with his hair disheveled and his face a twisted mess, screaming "why did we start Romo!!??!?"

But above all, I want a win. HTTR!