Dan Snyder is Big Pimpin'

[htownskinfan]

lol,I thought this was pretty funny myself

Among its many other features:

1. Looks great from March to August, then fails to perform from September to January.

2. Can be replaced every three years by another yacht that will seem much better than the previous yacht, yet will quickly fall out of favor when another, even better, yacht becomes available.

3. Has an on-board courtroom to help pursue frivolous lawsuits at sea.

4. Includes a kid-sized bed so Tom Cruise will have a place to sleep when he visits.

5. The crew of 18 includes a manager named Danny. He cannot be fired for any reason, even if his crew repeatedly spills wine on guests, botches meal service and blocks the back of the boat during smoke breaks.

6. At $8.75, beers are a bargain.

7. Needs to be docked 10 miles away from Washington, D.C., in the middle of nowhere at a nondescript location with not enough parking and too few roads to handle the crush of passengers.

8. Won't be as big as the yacht Jerry Jones inevitably purchases